Why Most Christian Music is Bad

Apparently, most Christian musicians just skipped over the many portions of the Bible that speak about the necessity for sincerity and excellence in our art. How about when David said, “Praise God according to His excellent greatness.” Doing your very best isn’t always good enough. The following are some of my major misgivings regarding mainstream Christian music:

The Music:

1) The music is cheesy and contrived. It is canned and cliché, and it abounds in either failed or successful attempts at the most emotionally manipulative of all compositional tropes: the lyrical and/or melodic “hook.” The music overflows with externally imposed affectations, most of which make clear that the artist desires to sound like another artist that has gained a listenership. Such mimicry usually results in a cheap and disingenuous copy of someone else’s sound. It is not wrong to incidentally sound like someone else, but only if your music demands it. But to impose a sound on your music in order to gain or maintain popularity is neither true to your art nor to the gospel.

2) Most of the music sounds exactly the same. How is this possible? If you go through the Psalms alone, you find so many different tones: contemplative, repentant, exuberant, depressed, angry, philosophical, etc. We know that the Psalmists did not employ only one style or only certain instruments because most of the Psalms have notes to the choir director indicating what form and musical instruments should be employed, and these can vary greatly and usually correspond to the “feel” of that particular Psalm. If your music all sounds similar in tone and approach, you have two lyrical options: avoid writing about anything that does not fit into that tone, or write lyrics that are incongruous with your music. Mainstream Christian musicians have done and continue to do both. There are huge portions of the Bible and human experience that Christian songwriters avoid altogether, and then there are other subjects that feel wildly misplaced when they are set to the same over-weening musical tripe.

The Lyrics:

1) Most of the lyrics are repetitive generalities irrelevant to the real experience of human beings. Some Christian listeners may mistake their fuzzy feelings for edification, but non-Christian listeners (what few have not already been estranged from “Christian” music) are not fooled even for a moment. In reality, general, abstract lyrics neither refresh the flagging church nor restore the lost world. Most Christian lyricists, as has been mentioned, simply avoid talking about issues that would convict. They don’t want people to leave their song “feeling bad.” If they do address matters that could turn unpleasant, they tend to salve the unpleasantness far too soon with some anthemic breakout chorus reassuring the listener that everything is peachy keen. But sometimes things just aren't peachy keen. Sometimes things are rotten. And the culprit is always sin. Christian lyricists need to grapple lyrically with doubt, uncertainty, pain, suffering, death, personal sins, the whorings of the church, the materialism of our age, etc. If they don’t know about those things from intimate experience, they have no business whatsoever writing music. They are bringing reproach on the name of Christ.

2) The lyrics that purport to “praise” God are worse than the lyrics about human experience. Repetitive, mantric generalities about God's greatness don't give a single person the vaguest idea of how God is great. Most songs about God seem more interested in the act of worship rather than the object of worship. “Here I am to bow down... here I am to worship... here I am to say that You’re my God.” So what? So you’re here. Who cares. We’re not here to focus on you.

But, you may say, the song goes on to praise God. It pretends to. But vague and general statements don’t convince God any more than they convince spouses. If a husband tells his wife over and over again: “You’re altogether lovely. You’re altogether wonderful to me,” eventually she is going to ask, “But how am I lovely? How am I wonderful?” The Song of Solomon, as well as the other praise literature in the Bible, must guide us. Solomon doesn’t just call his love beautiful. No, he creates some of the most imaginative metaphors ever conceived to describe every beauty of every part of his beloved's body (one of my favorites is that her temples are like pomegranates). Generalities purporting to praise God are not found in the Bible unless they are in the context of specific praise of God for specific deeds He has done or is doing, which deeds the artist takes special care to connect to both his and his listener’s real, present experience.

General praise does not instill a longing in an unbeliever to know a real God. Most non-Christians hear our general praise, and they think, “Well, if you know Him personally, why does it seem like you only know Him from a distance?” If I told you I was friends with a celebrity, how would I prove it? I certainly wouldn’t prove it by telling you things you could find out from a casual glance at your local grocery store tabloids. I would have to give you real details of my long-term interactions with the celebrity. The same is true of our relationships with God. If an unbeliever doesn’t believe in God, how is God-concerned tabloid fare going to convince him? It’s not. If a Christian is struggling with doubts, how are general statements about God going to bring Him certainty? They won’t. God wants specific praise, and if you can’t think of any specific praises, your relationship with God is probably shallow, and again, you have no business writing Christian music.

Conclusion:

Not many of us are to be teachers. This means that worship leaders and Christian artists will be and are held to a higher standard. We have to stop making music in order to get people to listen to it. Our responsibility is firstly to God! Whatever he demands of us, we must do. Our music should be composed to support the message (the whole message) that God has given us to transmit, no matter what negative impact that may have on our popularity or album sales. Our labor is not in vain if it is unto the Lord. You want to be successful in the eyes of God? Listen to Solomon: The fear of man brings a snare, but he who trusts in the Lord will be exalted.